100 Cringey Camping Jokes & One-Liners To Make You Laugh

Need some campfire laughs? Get ready to laugh, groan, and maybe even facepalm as we dive into a collection of more than 100 funny camping jokes and one-liners that will tickle your funny bone.

These jokes are so cheesy, they will rival any dad jokes about camping! From silly puns to questionable punchlines, we’ve gathered and created some of the most hilarious campfire jokes just for you.

So grab your sense of humour and get ready to chuckle, cringe, face palm and groan at these jokes for camping. Best of all, they are clean jokes and completely kid-friendly too!

Best Camping Jokes To Tell Around The Campfire

Try these funny camping jokes for when you’re sitting around the campfire or when you need some rainy day camping entertainment:

1. What do bears call campers in sleeping bags? – Burritos 
2. Why can’t you run through a campsite? – You can only ran, because its past tents 
3. What’s the best part of living on the road? – It’s harder for relatives to drop in 
4. Why is it never relaxing when 2 couples go camping? – It’s two tents 
5. What do you call a lost camper with no nose or body? – nobodynose 
6. Why couldn’t the young boy set up his campsite alone? – It was too in tents 
7. How would you describe a happy camper? – content 
8. What do you have if you have 8 camp chairs, 4 campers, and 6 sleeping bags in a wheelbarrow? – A big wheelbarrow 
9. What’s brown and hairy and can be found in a tent? – a camping coconut 
10. When and where do a lot of city kids go camping? – Out the front of EB Games when a new Call Of Duty is released 
11. Where does a camper keep their life savings? – The river bank 
12. How do you keep warm in a tent? – Sleep in the corner, its approx 90 degrees 
13. How many grey nomads does it take to change a lightbulb? – Only 1. The others are still trying to set up the grey water hose 
14. What type of chair is good at yoga? – A folding chair 
15. What do you call a tired sleeping bag? – A nap sack 
16. What did the llama say when asked if he wants to go camping? – Alpaca tent! 
17. Can a frog jump higher than a tent? – Of course, a tent can’t jump 
18. What do you call an argument when setting up camp? – A tents atmosphere 
19. How do you organise a space camp trip? – You planet 
20. What do you call a deer with no eyes? – No idea 
21. What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? – Still no idea 
22. How do you make a campfire more interesting? – Give it a backstory 
23. What do you call a camp trip without toilet paper? – A rough trip 
24. What do you call a camp trip when you forget the esky? – A tragedy 
25. What is a tree’s favourite drink? – Root beer 
26. What do you call a group of crows camping? – A murder within tent 
27. Why do trees have so many friends? – They branch out 
28. Why did the fish blush? – Because it saw the creek’s bottom 
29. How do you talk to fish? – Drop it a line 
30. What does a pine tree wear to the river? – Swimming trunks 
31. How does a tree access the internet? – It logs in 
32. How do you keep your sleeping bag from stretching? – Don’t sleep too long in it 
33. What is the colour of the wind? – Blew 
34. Why does Humpty Dumpty love August camping? – Because he had a great fall 
35. What do you get if you cross a fish and an elephant? – Swimming trunks 
36. What scares Irish kids camping? –  A paddy long legs 
37. What did the campers say about the new camp fire? – They gave it a glowing review 
38. What is the deadliest mountain to camp on? – Kill-a-man-jaro 
39. What type of shoes do toads wear camping? – Open toad ones 
40. How do you know if a tree is dogwood? – By its bark 
41. How do you judge a bush campsite? – By its facilitrees 
42. What vegetable loves camping? – Brussel scouts 
43. What is a spider’s favourite camping activity? – Fly fishing 
44. What do you call a snake that works for the government? – A civil serpent 
45. Why don’t Egyptian mummies go camping? – They are afraid to relax and unwind 
46. Why are hiking shops so diverse? – They hire people from all walks of life 
47. What do you call a koala with no teeth? – A eucalyptus gummy bear 
48. What did the ocean say to the campsite? – Nothing it just waved
49. What do you get if you cross a shoe and a tent? – Bootcamp 
50. How rare is it to die by falling in a campfire? – Medium rare 
51. Why was the movie about camping fiddlers R rated? – It had in tents violins 
52. What do you call a camper that drives through frozen rain? – Van Hailin 
53. Why did the robot go camping? – To recharge his batteries 
54. Why are RV campers so obedient? – They go where they’re towed 
55. what is a mozzie’s favourite camping activity? – Skin diving 
56. Why did the bread want to go camping? – So it could loaf around
57. Why is it a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping? – In case you break your other agus 
58. What did the father say to his daughter when her marshmallow kept falling into the fire? – Stick with it 
59. Why is camping on April 1^st so tiring? – Because you just finished a 31-day march. 
60. What drink helps calm down angry mothers camping? – calm-omile tea 
61. What type of witch likes beach camping? – sandwitches 
62. What did the beaver say to the tree? – It’s been nice gnawing you 
63. How do you avoid getting swallowed by a river kayaking? – Stay away from the river’s mouth 
64. Did you hear about the camper who got arrested for walking naked in the mountains of South America?– He got done for Andes-cent exposure. 
65. Why don’t bears like fast food? – Because they can’t catch it!
66. Why don’t skeletons go camping? – Because they have no body to go with.
67. What did the tent say to the sleeping bag? – I’ve got you covered
68. What do you call a fish with no eyes? – Fsh
69. Why did the tomato turn red while hiking? – Because it saw the salad dressing
70. How do you start a campfire with 2 sticks? – Make sure one is a matchstick

Camping One Liners, Riddles & Puns

These camping puns, one liners, riddles and funny camping quotes are sure to give you a giggle or leave you questioning your sense of humour!

1. I love the smell of a campfire – it brings tears to my eyes 
2. On one camp trip, this family arrived late to the site. As soon as the car stopped, the doors flew open and four children jumped out. They began to unload gear and worked feverishly to set up the tent. Next, the boys ran to gather firewood while the girls and their mother set up the camp kitchen area. The camper in the space next to them marvelled at the children’s father, “I’ve never seen such teamwork nor a camp that was ready so quickly. I’m impressed. “The father turned to the neighbour and nodded sagely. “I have a system,” he said. “No one goes to the bathroom before the camp is set up.” 
3. God gave us shin bones to find the trailer hitch in the dark. Every night. 
4. We got camping insurance, but if someone steals my tent in the middle of the night I’m still not covered. 
5. I sat on a campfire the other day and it was the most ember-assing thing I have done 
6. An adventurer was paddling downstream in winter. Feeling cold, he lit a fire in his boat. He quickly realized you can’t have your kayak and heat it too. 
7. When the couple fell in love, they carved their initials into a tree. After they got married, they added a year. And for each kid, they carved their initials. Then one day, while the couple went camping, the tree fell over and flattened their tent, which goes to show, karma’s a birch. 
8. RV having fun yet? 
9. A motorhome got hopelessly bogged down in a muddy hole along a dirt road. After a few minutes, a passing farmer drove by on his tractor and offered to pull him out for only $100. After the motorhome was back on dry ground, the RVer said to the farmer, “You must be making a pretty penny pulling vehicles out of this mud night and day!” 
   “Well,” replied the farmer, “I only pull folks out during the day. At night I have to haul water to fill up the hole.” 
10. Creek camping. Donating blood one mozzie bite at a time 
11. How is it one match can start a bush fire but it takes me 2 hours and a whole box to light a campfire? 
12. I went to buy a camouflage tent the other day – Couldn’t find any!
13. You can’t buy happiness. But you can buy a motorhome and that’s pretty close 
14. Education is important. But camping is importanter 
15. Bring a compass when camping. It’s awkward when you have to eat friends. 
16. There is no such thing as bad weather, just inappropriate clothes 
17. To hike is to complain! 
18. Camping, where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person for a weekend 
19. Not all classrooms have four walls
20. A young boy goes camping in the woods for the first time with his dad. 
    After they set up camp, he asks his dad where he can go to the toilet. 
    “That’s the beauty of camping in the woods,” the father replies, “You can go to the toilet wherever you want.” 
    After five minutes or so, the young lad wanders back to the campfire. 
    “So, where did you go to the toilet then, son?” The father asks. 
    “In your tent,” the boy replies. 
21. A snake bit Chuck Norris out camping. After 2 days of withering agony, the snake died. 
22. Two koalas go camping together. One of them gets hungry and decides to chuck some gum leaves and twigs into the frying pan for a feed. The other sees this and snatches them off the sizzle whilst saying” Are you crazy? This is a non-stick pan” 
23. For all in-tents and purposes, camping is just sleeping outside 
24. I could go camping forests of my life! 
25. A married couple were out camping when they ran into an angry fox. The wife says ” Maybe I should give him some of the stew I made” to which the husband replies” No he looks angry enough.” 
26. A dog was in Tentworld to buy a tent. The cashier says” You don’t see many dogs in here buying tents” to which the dog replies” With these prices I’m not surprised. They are all going to Anaconda!” 
27. While sitting around a campfire, a boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?” “That’s disgusting. Don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies. After dinner, the father asks, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?” “Oh, nothing,” the boy says. “There was a bug in your stew, but now it’s gone.” 
28. A spider was in my tent and my girlfriend told me to take it out instead of squashing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer. 

Camping Knock Knock Jokes

If you’re looking for simple jokes for camping, you can’t go past these camping knock knock jokes!

1. Knock knock. Who’s there? Armageddon. Armageddon who? Armageddon cold out here! 
2. Knock knock. Who’s there? RV. RV who? RV there yet?! 
3. Knock knock. Who’s there? Carrie. Carrie who? Carrie the esky while I get the chairs! 
4. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive the camping life!
5. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce go camping and have an adventure!
6. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a campfire story!
7. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like to go camping this weekend!
8. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Winnie. Winnie who? Winnie you pitch the tent, and I’ll gather the firewood!
9. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Woodchuck. Woodchuck who? Woodchuck love to go camping and chop firewood!

And there you have it, more than 100 cringey camping jokes and one-liners that are sure to have you giggling, groaning, and rolling your eyes all at the same time. We hope these cheesy, sometimes questionable jokes brought a smile to your face and added a little extra entertainment to your camping adventures.